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>>10899403

Well, I must have passed out
For the next thing I knew
I was awakened with my hands in chains
There was a man with a gun
And he said "don't bother son,
You'll have plenty of time to explain"

I was rushed to a car
Then taken to a cell
And a lawyer came in and said his name
He said "I'm sure you told the truth, but the truth is my boy, to believe it, the judge would be insane. Now before I pass sentence on you Have you anything to say?"
I said, "are you kidding?"
I said, "this must be a dream"
I said, "this can't be real
you don't believe a word that I have said!"

And then he looked me in the eye
And said "have mercy on his soul"
And I was hanged by the neck until dead
Have mercy!

Hey
Wait a minute, hey stop
Would you mind rewinding that last sentence
I mean, hang by the what?
Until when?
Hey, listen. I think you made a little
I mean I think you made a large mistake here

First of all
I was in Colorado,
Having breakfast with a nun, okay?
What do you mean, "there is nothing to get hung up about"?!
I mean, you should be up here
Hey, have you ever heard of the word appeal?
Well, I'm about to appeal you of that bench in a minute
Unless you change that decision
Listen, I got a lot, I mean I had a lot of friends in this town
Hey I want to see my congress, man.

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