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>Finally go to bed after 30 straight hours of Rune Factory 4
>Realize I left my door unlocked but I'm too tired to get up and lock it
>Start having a nightmare where a demon is ripping my dick off
>Suddenly a spear pierces my heart
>I feel it in real life
>Wake up in a blazing inferno of darkness, fire, and chains
>The Prince of Darkness himself turns to me and condemns my soul to eternal damnation for the sin of homosexuality
>Tell him he's wrong because I've never committed a homosexual act in my life
>He pulls down a projector and plays a video from just before I succumbed to death.
>Some vile creature is atop me in my bed with its foul mouth wrapped around my dick, obliterating it beyond recognition
>As I watch my soul fade from my earthly vessel, the sickly beast turns its head to the celestial camera and whispers a single sentence
>"Who are you quoting?"

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