/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16990975
>Inari discovers anon is a slut for hellhounds
>starts lifting to attain the hellhound's muscled physique
>bunches her tails together and dyes them black to appear as one giant bushy tail
>uses magic to give herself the fiery eyes
>takes lessons from Ushi-oni on acting aggressive and suppressing her natural demure nature

I like this.

>>15721858
>>15721863
>foodies
It's called "not being a McDonalds-American."

>>13687683
This one seems nice enough.

>>13511145
Actually, Ushi Oni is a loving monster in canon.

Canon > Threadcanon

But not for the reasons you think. It's because the monsters are usually a lot less shit when following KC but then everyone calls it a hugbox.

USHI-ONI ARE NOT MINDLESS MONSTERS

DO NOT BE SCARED OF USHI-ONIS

THEY MAKE GOOD WIVES
THEY MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS
SEX IS THE BEST WITH AN USHI-ONI
NO MONSTER WILL EVER LOVE YOU MORE THAN AN AN USHI-ONI
NO
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
STOP
P-Please...

>>13355288
Mistakes were made.

>>13125171

>>13060827
(profile continued)

MGC Maid Central recommends Bessy to Masters looking for a permanent partner and maid who is strongly assertive and will often seek out to give and receive attention of her Master.

NOTICE1: Ushi-Oni maids are only available under alternative contract form. This alternative contract will double as marriage registration form. Please be aware that the listed time on the contract is the officialy listed hiring term only. Once this term has ended the marriage registration will remain valid. This alternative contract form is used to prevent long recovery times and structural damage to both MGC Maid Central facilities and residence of the Master if a Master were to decide to not extend the contract.

NOTICE2: Ushi-Oni's will not be informed of the alternative contract function to double as marriage registration form. MGC Maid Central highly recommends any Master with an Ushi-Oni maid type to properly build up a relationship with his maid in the listed hiring term. Once a Master is confident enough MGC Maid Central recommends him to offer his maid to spend the cooldown time together.

>>13021151
>>13021141
>>13021159

>Slightly misunderstood as being just a mindless savage, an ushi-oni will do whatever possible to please her new husband, even going to the lengths of learning culinary skills.

>Slightly misunderstood for being a mindless savage

It's in the fucking wiki, you goddamn morons. Are you fucking blind?

>Slightly misunderstood as being just a mindless savage, an ushi-oni will do whatever possible to please her new husband, even going to the lengths of learning culinary skills.

It's on the fucking wiki, Ushi's can be good housewives with training!

>You hated PT, and sometimes wished you had revived a club like a fellow classmate of yours to get out of it.
>But there was no escaping your dreaded fate as you lined up with several other boys across a wall against with a group of bulky Oni's staring you down with giant red dodgeballs in their hands.
>Squatting down you covered your face ready to have it smashed up against the wall on the call of Coach Anubis to start the unfair game.
>But as you waited for her to say "GO!" she instead she whistled for somebody to enter the gym, and join in.
>Taking a look to see who joined in on the the massacred your mouth dropped as it was the leader of all the Oni's in the school, Ushi-Oni.
>She was buff, mean, and -shit! She just saw you looking at her while cowering. Tightening up your ball position you could hear her laugh, and call you out. But you didn't say a word, you kept quiet like somebody who wanted to live.
"Hey little shit! I'm talking to you." She yelled at you, but then Coach Anubis jumped onto her saying no profanity until the game starts.
>There was nothing, but silence as felt Ushi-Oni stare at you, and then suddenly "GO!", and loud screams of pain filled the gym along with the drops of your comrades.

>>12668693
Oh, it is. At least my favorite. She might be a horrible rape monster, but at least she doesn't pretend to be anything BUT a horrible rape monster.

>>12498775
There also needs to be a Zipangu-themed restaurant.

Where a Ushi-Oni Teppanyaki chef cooks a full course meal for you and any friends. Which will give you the energy you will need for the inevitable after-dinner rape.

MG customers can eat sushi off of a naked man. Usually a young student looking to make some money.

It's your monster waifu's birthday and you are going to prepare her species' favorite meal.
What is it?

>>12452026
Is there a problem?
>>12452023
Alligators like marshmallows?