/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be sick
>Tell vamp wife to not drink my blood
>She might get sick as well
>”Foolish mortal, a true heir of the night won’t succumb to pitiful living diseases. And while it’s, I dare say, adorable for you to care about your mistress so, it is wholly uneeded”
>Week later she has a cold
>Is even more needy for my blood while coffinridden
The things I do for love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VWGV6_N9o

>When your vampire accidentally hits a major aretary.

>>17138921
The artist's alive? Great news, I was just talking about him the other week and missing the cute vampire bullying.

>>14897257
Vampires too, they just try and claim they're too mature for that sort of thing but secretly love it as much as their daughters.

>>14274820
Anon please, chuuni vampires are wonderful.

>>13847217
>Only one other anon voted for Vampire

>>13750804
>a yandere Vampire will never try to steal your waifus body

>>13713935
I've always liked the idea of "evil" monster girls with a weakness for their husband. Vampires especially.

I want to tease an insecure vampire.