/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34166330
>caring about celebrity deaths to begin with

>>32497443
I like puns and all, but I honestly prefur if you don't overdo these kind of posts.

>>31996119
You are fucking welcome
Call them all niggers now

>polka has a handle of what you assume to be anal beads in her ass
>she asks you to pull
>you pull out a bead,you hear a honking noise as it plopped out of her sphincter
>it's bright red, like a clown's nose, and it's almost 2 inches in circumference
>she tells you to keep going
>you pull another one out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>at this point your hands are shivering in fear as you are now four feet away from polka, yet there are still beads being pulled out
>"The DOOT Revenant will never be the same..." you think
>she's now face down on the floor ass up just twitching and shivering while she says "keep pulling them out!" occasionally in a slurred voice
>you decide to end this
>you grab the handle with both hands
>you summon forth the power of every third grader in the early 2000s
>"LET IT RIP!!"
>you pull out the beads with the enthusiasm of an angry lumberjack trying to start an old chainsaw
>polka screams in euphoria
>the sound of the beads as it exits her colon sounds like a mob of angry toddlers in squeaky shoes marching towards you
>you keep pulling and pulling, not knowing how much time has passed
>eventually it all ran out
>you are at awe at the red, sloppy pile of beads you've amassed next to you, almost as tall as you
>you go to check on polka
>she's breathing, albeit passed out with a stupid look on her face
>her ass is gaping wide open, you wonder if it will ever close back to normal
>you wipe her off, clean her as best you can and lay her in bed
>you just contemplate your life and what you have done until she wakes up

>you think uno is a fucking joke anon?
>my life may be a joke but uno is the thing that i take seriously.

Imagine transferring to hololive to have more creative freedom but they end up forming a 'compliance committee'

>>26142415
>do your reps
No.

>>25994090
I'm gonna honk you

>>25941920
>one of the characters is designed by Shadman

>>25593992
If I tell you I'll have to kill you

>>25572804
Not for long

>>25551294
delete this right now

>>25529967
I said watch streams you faget

>>25513812
Can I be a clownposter too?

>Bans your bitch

*sniff*

>>25487818
cute

>>25457853
there's no salvation for you *honk*

>>25433577
high pitched nasally voice. i dropped her harder than i did my phone a couple of days ago. all 3 reveals have been a complete disappointment so far.

im hoping the clown can save me from this hell

>>25395835
Not for too long *honk*

This is a Honk robbery, put all your honks in the bag or face the consequences *honk* *honk*

>>25339759
No tears, only honks https://files.catbox.moe/v6tahs.mp3

>https://files.catbox.moe/v6tahs.mp3
i cant believe these retards leaked what polka sounds like

>>25333686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asPTAL5xk18
you are going to listen to it and you are going to like it *honk*