/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11916780
That's wonderful. Now come into the web.

Incy Wincy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain
And the Incy Wincy spider went climbed up the spout again

>Arachnophobic
>Have a cute girl over for dinner one night
>See a cockroach in the kitchen
>Oh god the girl I brought home is going to think I'm disgusting
>Spiderbro darts out from under the cabinets and grabs it
>I freak out and go to stomp on him
>He looks up at me
>I hesitate
>He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me
>Alright, fine, he can stay
>He killed bugs for me all year. Hell, he killed other spiders for me too
>I would drop bits of meat on the floor for him to eat
>We became fast friends
>Dark and stormy night
>Burglars break into my flat
>Tackle the first one, but the second one pulls a gun and points it at my face
>Prepared to die
>Look up
>Spiderbro is on the ceiling
>Drops onto burglar's face, bites his eye
>Burglar freaks out and starts flailing around
>I grab the gun
>Girlfriend calls the cops
>Police come, arrest burglars
>I spend the next day looking for spiderbro
>No sign of him
>Check his home, see a pile of roaches he killed and wrapped up, never ate them just killed them for me
>Spiderbro gave his life for me
>Never forget

>>7307929
Why don't you come closer?

>>7154099
Oh you.

Really depends on the media.

I mean as far as doujins go its a tie between yuka and yamame.

Music, who's necro fantasia again?

Fan art, I <3 rumia.

This thread gave me the flu.

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>>6626705
>I don't see why they say you're the softest, I find you pretty hard too look at.

It could just be the herpes acting up but I think you're swell.

That actually have nothing to do with touhou.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiAXlTH6bY

>>3877152
it happens.

godzilla, failing that.

This one because spiders are adorable and their introduction never seems to harm an ecosystem.

>>3705854
Patience, it'll be on the normal sites eventually. If it isn't there already, I haven't checked.

I could download it and up it somewhere but that's a lot of effort.

>>3701344
spanking, I'm old fashioned.