/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In the Water Reserve tower. I saw Luigi.

Saw a /jp/ bulletin board, basically a thread or two you could see the latest post of at the top of the board, where the blotter is.

Looking at a WoW trailer for a new hero class. Like I'm saying "why bother with the other classes", I say "Yeah, I play as the fucking Space Marine" as I see a dude in giant power armour shoot a handcannon, although a Warlock appeared and threw a fel bolt while summoning a demon as if to say he's just as cool. I dodged their shots like they were directed at me. Then I'm looking at my party. Space Marine's on the far right, Warlock is standing at his right, I'm standing at Warlock's right, a female undead night elf with dreadlord wings, facing away and looking over my shoulder so you can see my glorious ass with that skimpy night elf thong, my name was "Never Ever", then a fourth person at my right, unremembered. Probably the "Top 3 /jp/ posters"

I drove outside a shopping centre, while looking for a park I drove over the barriers dividing the parking lanes several times like I gave no shits, then find a place. A girl and her boyfriend come into my car, I was in the backseat and they sat next to me. The girl had grief, saying I hit her, and that I was acting unAustralian. I laughed, affected a thick Aussie accent as I said "Very unAustralian." She said she was going to sue me, although it was to give me millions of dollars, and she showed me an image I created of illusions. I looked, and saw Irithyll, outside Darkmoon Tomb, where the two Silver Knights normally are, but instead there were several girls dancing like in Kuchizuke, Twilight Princess Zelda dancing on the left. Then I was at Pontiff. Someone challenged me to a duel so I stepped off into the arena, some asshole plunge attacked me from behind so someone plunge attacked him and killed him. We were going to have a funsies duel, I stood at the end of the arena and cast Warmth, while my opponent came near and cast Chaos Firestorm. I thought about casting Chaos Firestorm myself, but instead cast Illusion, which generated a fake player near him who shot him with a fake Soul Arrow, making him roll.