/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>7203258
>Forest

Why not come to the desert my children?

Here is a splendid capture of me about to cheer up some sordid souls at my clubhouse! I think I look most handsome and charming. My children agree, yes?

Oh how I love slumber parties! I shall bring my lovable guitar and sing joyous songs about the trees, rainbows and sniffing sister's panties.

Kool-AID is on me my children.

You should all come with me to the desert and I will pass out some refreshments and we can then all sit in harmony around the campfire, getting drowsy.....and singing happy songs.

My children, want to fly away with me?

Let us now sing the song of the rainbows and the friendly forest creatures that frolic and play throughout the land! We can learn something from them!

Calm down my children and be at peace! Let us forget this favoritism and hatefulness with a round of songs and Kool-AID!

[x] Gallantly ride out alone on horseback, meet with said beautiful foxy lady and seduce her with a lullaby involving rainbows, Kool-AID and cute kitty cats.

If I did the soundtrack to Touhou, my Touhou children would be rainbows.

>>4268349
HEY KIDS!

I nominate myself because I bring so much joy and laughter to /jp/! All of us singing jollily about rainbows, Kool-AID, little girls rumps and just having a smashing gay ol' time!

Pull her out and pour her a glass of Kool-AID whilst I whip out my guitar and sing her a sweet lullaby about doing it in the road with the rainbows watching us. I then force her to touch my peanut so my Devil paste can come out.

Confront the nigs. Talk about all of them coming back to your room for some refreshing Kool-AID and singing happy songs.

Well you see I once took a trip to Japan for missionary work and I came across this one girl whom had been taken possession of. I extracted the vile demon with my devil paste which spewed forth from my peanut. Then I drank Kool-AID with the girl's family.

>>3791880
That movie inspired my greatest hit!