/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tease bloodsuckers at every opportunity.

>Head on down to Vamptown on a busy shopping day
>Make sure to wear the latest fashion
>Thin scarves are all the rage. Make sure its thin enough that you can clearly see the shape of your neck through the fabric.
>When conversing with any vampire make sure to make direct eye contact, briefly pull down your scarf, and sensuously rub your neck while before putting your scarf back. Helps if you make little groans while your rub or remark at how sore your neck's getting
>The very latest in scandalous vampbait, however, is the 'keyhole turtleneck'. An otherwise normal turtleneck sweater but with a single hole left to expose the side of the wearer's neck around the jugular. Sometimes a simple circle, other times a keyhole or heart shape. Dress to your taste.
>Go to any bar or cafe and just order pomegranate juice. It'll always be sold in vamp-heavy areas because it's so good for blood circulation. Drives the oversized mosquitos crazy.
>Gush about your Dhampir GF whether you have one or not.

>>35690903
>Dhampir daughteru eloped with some human
>Don't have to deal with edgy daughter
>Don't have to worry about waking up in a tentacle garden
>Don't have to worry about her stealing your husband's blood
Vampires welcome humans to please "steal" their daughter

Name a love stronger than that forged in the bedroom of your next door dhampir neet childhood friend

>>33906975
>Single dhampir gets horny and decides to get a quick jill off sesh before bed
>Opens up her beaten up laptop and gets onto the inns wi-fi
>tag:dhampir tag:impregnation etc etc.
>She's watched everything before and keeps scrolling through the thumbnails while rubbing herself
>Finds a video she hasn't seen before
>"Vampire has dhampir-making RAW SEX(real)"
>Dhampir figures she'll give it a try
>Pretty generic as far as these videos go, totally single man sneaking into a totally single vampires room in daylight and open up her coffin and then they sex while totally not being married to each other beforehand
>Dialogue is cheesy too. You can only play the "Oooohh nooo you can't cum inside I'll have a dhampir aaaaahhh" while leglocking so many times after all
>Dhampir finishes and begins to clean herself when she realizes there's still some time left in the video
>The remainder is the vampire going through various stages of her pregnancy and having pregnant sex while berating her husband for getting her pregnant
>They aren't even pretending anymore. She's even trying not to laugh while whispering to him about how bad he is for not listening when she told him not to cum inside
>Ending is literally just vampire snuggling with her husband cradling an infant in bed. Despite the videos theme it's impossible to tell if the baby is a dhampir or vampire but the parents are so happy it doesn't matter
>Dhampir finishes her second lap and begins to have a minor existential crisis over whether it was morally wrong for her to jill off to that

>>33716875
Turns out he eloped with a dhampir into an even richer vampire family