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Wriggle's better.

>>3290918

Glad you see it my way.

>>2129067

GRABBIN' PILLBUGS

"You don't want to go over there, Wriggle." said the timid green haired fairy.
"Yeah! That house is full of weak bullies! They're no good!" chimed in the strongest, Cirno.
"But the poor lady at the door seems so lonely," argued the tomboy, "she probably just needs a present! I'm gonna bring her this!" Wriggle held up a strange beetle-like insect. She walked towards the door out of the woods "Hoooooong! Hong Meiling!"
Suddenly, the orange haired girl perked up. "Who said that?!" as she finally noticed the tomboy strolling up towards her gate.
"Me! It was me! I brought you this, Miss Meiling!"
"Say that again."
"Say what?"
"That!"
"...Meiling?"
The Chinese girl burst into tears, "You know my name! You're saying my name! You're the greatest girl in the world!"
"Say that again." Wriggle suddenly demanded, shocked
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"You're...the greatest girl in the world?"
"You...you know I'm a girl!?" Wriggle exclaimed, bursting into tears herself.
"You're a girl!"
"You're Hong Meiling!"

Then they rubbed their cooches together.

>>427264
WHY AM I SO ANDROGYNOUS?