/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anonymous? Yeah, this is your waifu. Listen, we need to talk.

I've seen how many times you played my route. I'm flattered, really, but we have to be clear on our standing.

Anonymous, this is just my job. It's what I do, alright? I was tailor made to cater to the likings of lonely guys like you. It's not that I think you're a bad guy or anything, it's just that. I don't really think much of you at all.

Please don't take this the wrong way. I'm sure you'll find a great girl out there somewhere. Just not here. There was never anything between us.

Look, I gotta go. After the dye sets in and I get my makeup done I'm going to be playing the genki girl in the next eroge. Check it out if you're interested, but don't get too crazy, alright?