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The super adventure club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phineas.

Phineas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers! But every time he got somewhere. he realized that other explorers had beat him to it. Phineas was depressed until he realized that if he couldn’t be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas.

Phineas quickly went down in history as the first person to have sex with the aborigine children at Udaru (Nigeria). And the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountain folk of Nepal.

But now the most wonderful part...

You see after having sex with all those children, Phineas realized that molesting all those kids had made him immortal!

He discovered children have things called marlocks in their bodies. and when an adult has sex with the child, the marlocks implode feeding receptive cavities with energy that causes immortality, so sayth the ruler of Bethos.

Phineas traveled the world, loving many, many children and he lived for eternity. Until he was hit by a train in 1892.

You see, the Super Adventure Club was founded by the greatest explorer of all time, William P. Phinehas! Phinehas climbed the highest peaks, tamed the mightiest rivers, but every time he got somewhere, he realized that other explorers had beat him to it. Phinehas was depressed, until he realized that if he couldn"t be the first to discover places, he could be the first to have sex with the native children that inhabited those areas! Phinehas quickly went down in history books as the first man to have sex with the Aborigine children at Uluru, and the first explorer to bugger all the underage mountainfolk of Nepal. But now the most wonderful part. You see, after having sex with all those children, Phinehas realized that... molesting all those kids made him immortal!!
He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. And when an adult has sex with a child, the marlocks implode, feeding the adult receptive cavity with energy that causes immortality.