/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If I chose to live with Satori, does that net me a package deal of Orin and Utsuho as well?

If so, dibs.

I really hate it when Japanese girls talk in that fancy-shmancy Jappo speak where they refer to themselves at "watakishi" (or however it's spelled) and end every sentence with "desu wa" like they couldn't just say goddamn "ka" because they already exceeded their K quota earlier in the sentence by adding it to "watashi" needlessly.

I also really hate it when Jappanese girls talk about themselves in third-person like it makes them sound more feminine or some shit. Like all the boys are just gonna wanna fuck them if they talk about themselves in third-person, fucking dickweeds.

Every time something like this happens I just wish I could poop in the girl's vagina so she'd get a yeast infection and have to stay home for a week, or maybe even go to the emergency room. Yet I keep hearing the two above things happen constantly on a daily basis every day. Whose with me?