/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44135873
>first things first: disrobe completely into my nude immaculate human form
>lube up and warm an onahole, placing it on a dedicated cushion besides the pillow meant for my weary head from the day's toils
>while that's happening, I fasten the clamp for my overhead adjustable tablet stand holder thing (see pic related) on the headboard
>gracefully slide into my crisp linen sheets like an eel entering into the caressing folds of seabed foliage
>place tablet within the holder and adjust the limbs for optimal viewing angle
>by now, the onahole is suitably warm IE not harming its constituent material and/or scalding my sensitive chinpo if I were to enter
>peel back somewhat tight foreskin
>boot up JAV for the session ahead; I try to limit myself to no more than 2-3 separate titles per session
>become erect with the aid of ancient Far Eastern breathing techniques and some gentle "jostling" of my equipment
>administer one final dosage of lube on tip of chinpo before penetrating only up past the crown of my glans before disengaging completely and re-entering; I repeat and maintain this focused, short-stroke stimulation of the head ONLY all the way up until the first instance of a full-shaft entry in the JAV I plan to watch
>try to change angle of entry, depth, sometimes even disengaging completely etc to best match the action on-screen
>this journey can last anywhere between 45 seconds and 4 hours
>anticipate the final orgasm experienced/presented by the actress for the title in question — then, and ONLY then do I allow myself the pleasure to also reach climax at the same time; I try to be a generous lover, after all
>lie there motionless for a few minutes to fully appreciate the post-JAV afterglow within my spirit
>since my semen injection was deposited inside the onahole, cleanup is a breeze: I just mop up the lingering lube and organic moisture from my chinpo with exactly 2 squares of toilet paper
>emerge from my bed glistening in sweat and take the onahole to my bathroom for a thorough cleaning with a mild soap; first with cold water to expel the semen without congealing it and then with warmer water to more effectively breakdown the lube, followed by a final cold rinse
>give onahole the smell test
>then, the onahole undergoes a comprehensive drying process first with a microfibre cloth then a stick of diatomaceous earth to absorb any remaining unwanted moisture which I leave in for no more than 25 minutes to avoid overloading the stick with oils naturally secreted by the onahole's material (TPE)
>powder the onahole with a made-in-UK/EU talc/equivalent as these seem to be the only jurisdictions which forbid potentially carcinogenic compounds in talcum powder (and equivalent substitutes/alternatives)
>make an effort to urinate in order to greatly mitigate the chances of a urinary tract infection
>smile at myself in the mirror; another coom well done

>>42933422
>first things first: disrobe completely into my nude immaculate human form
>lube up and warm an onahole, placing it on a dedicated cushion besides the pillow meant for my weary head from the day's toils
>while that's happening, I fasten the clamp for my overhead adjustable tablet stand holder thing (see pic related) on the headboard
>gracefully slide into my crisp linen sheets like an eel entering into the caressing folds of seabed foliage
>place tablet within the holder and adjust the limbs for optimal viewing angle
>by now, the onahole is suitably warm IE not harming its constituent material and/or scalding my sensitive chinpo if I were to enter
>peel back somewhat tight foreskin
>boot up JAV for the session ahead; I try to limit myself to no more than 2-3 separate titles per session
>become erect with the aid of ancient Far Eastern breathing techniques and some gentle "jostling" of my equipment
>administer one final dosage of lube on tip of chinpo before penetrating only up past the crown of my glans before disengaging completely and re-entering; I repeat and maintain this focused, short-stroke stimulation of the head ONLY all the way up until the first instance of a full-shaft entry in the JAV I plan to watch
>try to change angle of entry, depth, sometimes even disengaging completely etc to best match the action on-screen
>this journey can last anywhere between 45 seconds and 4 hours
>anticipate the final orgasm experienced/presented by the actress for the title in question — then, and ONLY then do I allow myself the pleasure to also reach climax at the same time; I try to be a generous lover, after all
>lie there motionless for a few minutes to fully appreciate the post-JAV afterglow within my spirit
>since my semen injection was deposited inside the onahole, cleanup is a breeze: I just mop up the lingering lube and organic moisture from my chinpo with exactly 2 squares of toilet paper
>emerge from my bed glistening in sweat and take the onahole to my bathroom for a thorough cleaning with a mild soap; first with cold water to expel the semen without congealing it and then with warmer water to more effectively breakdown the lube, followed by a final cold rinse
>give onahole the smell test
>then, the onahole undergoes a comprehensive drying process first with a microfibre cloth then a stick of diatomaceous earth to absorb any remaining unwanted moisture which I leave in for no more than 25 minutes to avoid overloading the stick with oils naturally secreted by the onahole's material (TPE)
>powder the onahole with a made-in-UK/EU talc/equivalent as these seem to be the only jurisdictions which forbid potentially carcinogenic compounds in talcum powder (and equivalent substitutes/alternatives)
>take a piss to mitigate the chances of a urinary tract infection
>smile at myself in the mirror; another coom well done