/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45144668
>source: some fanart

What the chinks have been saying about coco starts making a lot of sense lads

>AQUA IS SOLO PLAYER
Well, she's not wrong.
>open aqua stream
>teammates are dead
>close aqua stream

>>34994332
do not worry akuakrew! believe in our gamer meido!

>>34816529
TRYHARDING STARTS NOW!

>>34633538
I wonder why all these tourists in here are ignoring this post.

is this a race to gold stream?

>>33619389

https://streamable.com/gcubxf

everyone enjoying the Aqua bloom show?

>>32917174
There he is. There he goes again

Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'Porka' joke up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic porka orca isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb Porka joke. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Porka joke NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk to you because all you say is "HAHA PORKA ORCA FAT".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

>>32473446
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS SWORD ART ONLINE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, KIRITO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NTR BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BEAT THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS VR GAME. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

https://streamable.com/pu515s

>>32021818
Sleeping is for the weak.

>>31958538
one pog remains!

>>30760978

>>30747875

pog pog pog!

>>30604757
lab you onion

>>30516703
It was stupid bullshit parroted but it still annoyed me, girl is just socially retarded and scared from previous experiences of being ostracised publicly.

So if I understand correctly, indies are off limits but shitposting and numberposting with the shark is ok?
Please explain? I've literally seen people in global banned for the same thing but not in /hlg/.

>>26725702
those are some big ass glasses