/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Saw a KFC-mobile drive past me. It just had the subliminal "YOU WANT IT" as a slogan. Came to a McDonalds, it had beautiful Touhou artworks on the outside, one of Akyuu. However, inside, there was just capeshit like Batman Spiderman etc.

I linked Corruption of Champions. Someone replied "cringe". I said "Yeah, if I played that game again I'd grind easy mobs until I'm strong enough to make it to the town in the desert without ever getting raped."

Final bossfight, Otogi 2, against "Amakuji", which was 4 giant centipedes, I'd already killed two.

Saw an image called "God C.C. Arrogance" it said "God was worried about how powerful vampires could become, so he Created for that Case Arrogance."

Yukari was working as a maid in a hotel. I lined up there thinking it'd be so great to watch her clean my room. She was reluctant, saying "Isn't this a girls hotel?" but I saw guys had rooms too, then she said "Yeah, well, not now, not tomorrow, and not ever!"

One of my brother's friends said "They're hyping up Naster."

There was a big multi-screen art project machine that I was looking through images of Ran and others on.
Walking outside, I come across Hecatia, and ask her to summon a demon for me, which she does. I just instruct it to make masturbation better.
Yukari was controlling the art machine, making it display all kinds of pictures of her for me, as I was standing in front hyperventilating and fucking loving it. She says "You're *so* cocky." Her account's time runs out, and she's annoyed by this, trying to get someone attention to fix it, though she was acting glitchy, repeating her call over like a broken record, until I say "Just let me log in." I type in "yukariyakumo@gmail.com" and she goes back to the machine. Hecatia walks by, so Yukari hides behind the screen. On screen is an image, Hecatia in the top right, another Touhou top left, another Touhou bottom left. Hecatia had a black and blue crown that was dark and gritty looking, completely different in tone from the rest of the image. Hecatia sees this and says "Ohoh~ I wonder what they've made for the great me" as she sits on the couch before the screen. Starting the "game", it shows Yuyuko diving into a big kid's play pit of candy balls, popping out with huge cheeks full of candy, gulping it down and smiling. Hecatia looks surprised and disappointed, "This isn't what I expected...."
Looking up 3D porn, I typed "savage assfucking", but thought that wouldn't give me anything good, changed it to "amateur assfucking"
I had been using the art machine to look at smut, Hecatia comes in with someone else and she wants to make me take an ID photo, which I wasn't happy about, thinking this is her punishing me for using the machine and that demon for lewd purposes.
There was a cute beast pet that was actually an old man that was only getting close to Hecatia so that it could try and get close to some children. Hecatia said "I'm just gonna smother him with my boobs all the time"
There was a MOBA match between me and a couple other guys against a huge group of girls including Hecatia. You could select characters from a number of games, including Dota 2, Touhou, LoL. Thought about playing Yukari, but it was too "expected" of me. There was another LoL character, a green-themed guy known for chasing after Yukari's ass, he had a long green energy dash. Thinking about the strongest character to pick, there was a champion called Ultimax that was ordinarily another champion's ultimate that was a massive flying robot normally temporarily summoned from the fountain, I heard the girls murmur his name so I said in a hushed tone "They know about Ultimax"

Fighting a guy atop a mountain. He summoned a squirrel or something, and I did the same thing, and beat him. Someone comes over and says "It's a win, right?" I say "No, it's a loss." I fly over to the nearby coast and look towards a landmass over the sea, an astral civilian continent that had been devastated by the state of /jp/. I said "/jp/ cannot be trusted, they can't take this seriously."

Maria(Yukari) said "I wonder what colour they've trapped me with. My colour, orange?" as she exited a door onto a spiral staircase. There was blue light upon the walls and yellow upon the floor. She walked anti-clockwise down the staircase past several doors, then entered one room that was dark, and had a portrait of Beatrice up on the wall. She stood in the center of the room, faced away from the portrait, then "nestled" back into it.

Playing a videogame called "It's not easy being a teenager". Satoko went into a classroom and tried to take/do something, but unexpectedly everyone in the class acted as her enemy.

There was invaders flooding a classroom. I sliced off some of their ears, as Altaar asked "Why?" He seemed to win, but gave control over to me.

Hecatia