/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I didn't read any of that shit you fucking nerd I just want to fuck akyuu's tits

"Pardon the interruption, I was just in the area and I thought I would check in on you. I feel like it's part of my duties to make sure all newcomers feel welcome here. How have things been for you? Mhhh, good, good. I'm glad you're adjusting and enjoying yourself. You'll be fully part of this village in no time. So what's next for you then? Maybe you'll find a nice girl in the village and get close to her?"

"Oh, don't be so shy. I'm just encouraging you to put yourself out there. Why? It'll be good for you. We're a small community here. It's always good to see new families started. I suppose I am being a little direct, but I feel like it's needed due to some recent events. Some men have been. *ahem* "trying to sow their seeds" outside the village with youkai recently, so I thought it would be best to help you. They're dangerous creatures so don't be fooled by their appearances. Take the man that actually married the infamous Kazami Yuuka and had the gall to invite me to their shame of a wedding. No doubt we'll be finding pieces of him scattered around soon enough once she's gotten what she wants out of him"

"Don't give me that sort of look, I'm being serious here. This is a serious problem and I don't want any other Outsiders causing issues, understand? You're not getting any younger, so it's best to start looking for a wife right away before you're too old. I'll even put the word out that you're available, does that sound good to you? I'm doing it anyway. I'm expecting you to make a great family man. Remember, only human women. Goodbye"

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You know for a moment i thought that was a fanart from massakasama