Yuyuko wants to revive nobodyknowswho (herself) out of boredom.
Suika turns into mist to make everyone party, then everyone has a party.
The moon has been kidnapped by aliens, are you bad enough shrine maiden to rescue the moon?
Komachi had a nap, flowers are blooming everywhere.
Aya photographs some touhous.
A certain god wants Reimu out of business so she can have every human follower to herself.
A celestial wants to get beat up.
A certain god gives a dumbass almost infinite power, said dummy tries to turn surface world into a really powerful generator.
Some people are trying to outsteal Marisa.
A certain god makes a big robot? (I don't know much after this point)
Aya makes a few more photos.
Cirno gets insulted or insults someone else, fairies declare a war. Nobody notices.
Some ancient girl wakes up.
HM happens, I have no idea what goes on there.
Biggie&Smalls make a "revolution".
Trolls gonna troll. Seija betrays her friend and antagonizes everyone, literally everyone. Even Youkai hunt her.
And then LoLK. I guess it was LoLK.