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>>45557109
That's still being investigated by the good people at Oakland.
Suffice to say, it gives you a healthy glow!

>>44965069
It's safer than getting maid Alice to do it.
We don't want a repeat of the Alice juice incident.
Although I have heard that G-Cola can't be stored in packs of more than six in close proximity due to the risk of a criticality incident. Just what exactly is in that stuff...

>>44354377
Of course it is!
Gengecola™ is pefectly safe* for consumption!**

*Not suitible for human consumption, may cause birth defects in pregnant youkai, Gengecola™ has been linked to possible cases of spontaneous autophagy of the stomach, intestines, kidneys, liver and all other major internal organs.
Use Gengecola™ at your own discretion and risk.

**Gengecola ltd. is not responsible for any cases of intestinal bleeding and/or irradiation related to the ingredients contained within Gengecola™. By purchasing Gengecola™ your waive the right to indict Gengecola ltd. for any cases where consumption of Gengecola™ intentional or not leads to consumer harm.
If your bottle of Gengecola™ contains < 10g of uranium salts per 500ml, contact Gengecola ltd. using the number on the base of the liquid vessel, and immediately consult a mortician, the AEC, or whatever local atomic energy governmental body you may be subject to.

It is not advisable to consume Gengecola™ under any circumstances. Do so at personal discretion and risk.

>>43997724
Genge-cola has some odd effects on biological organisms, and equally misunderstood symptoms found in creatures of the fantastical.
Gengecola ltd. in partnership with Kazami Heavy Industry takes no responsibility from the use or consumption of Gengecola ™ or any effects therof.
It is recommended you consult your doctor and/or mortician before consuming Gengecola ™. Under no circumstances allow Gengecola ™ into the environment.

Please handle Gengecola ™ responsibly and according to international handling regulations.

>>43654414
Genge has great taste, thank you.
That's because she drinks Genge-Cola™, the only drink guaranteed to change your personality!

>>43177226
I think Genge might be doing it on purpose...