/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is she a slut?

???

I still talk about Sanae all the time

Whats the craziest shit that has ever happened while you were playing Touhou?
>at a friends 16th birthday party
>playing some 2hu on his computer
>his mom yells down and tells him to clean the floor because it is dirty
>he gets up and picks up a broom and starts cleaning
>broom breaks in half
>goes through his hand
>I continue playing 2hu
>his mom takes him to the hospital
>while he's at the hospital niggers that were at the party killed his cat
>they run downstairs laughing
>I go up and see his cat dead in his front yard
>he comes back with his hand stitched and bandaged up to see his cat dead
>I am still playing 2hu
>Mom calls the cops on the niggers
>they book it down the street
>Friend gets pissed because I am still playing 2hu

E-excuse me
Where is the gift trading thread?
I-i kind of have interest in it but can't find it!

t-tthank you♡

>At a party
>At the the fridge taking out my Jack Daniels
>Hear a group of secondaries talking about 2hu
>They all say the don't understand it
>One of them calls over to me
>''Hey anon, you understand 2hu, don't you?''
>I call back with ''Of course I fucking do.''
>I go over and sit with them
>I begin to explain the intricacies of the plot
>I go over the deep themes the game deals with
>I do this in a way that they can all understand
>Everyone at the party has stopped what they're doing to listen to me
>Every girl there wants my d
>I realize I need to leave because I'm up early for Japanese lessons in the morning
>As I'm leaving I stop in the doorway
>My fedora is tilted so it covers my eyes
>Silence falls over the room
>I say ''You all need to go deeper'' in a hushed tone
>As I turn to leave my long jacket swishes up in the air
>Everyone there is in awe of me as I walk out

Sanny

Happy New Year, /jp/.

I love you.

who here smokes weed while they shitpost?

>28th birthday
>family throws me childish party with banners and cake
>only one present
>set of keys
>"awesome, a new car. Thanks Mom" (because I know my douche bag step-dad wouldn't buy me something so nice)
>they tell me it's for my new apartment which they have paid 12 months rent and utilities
>after 12 months I'll have to get a job and pay for it because I can't live at home any more
>flip out and run around the house headbutting and kicking holes in the wall
>stepfather chases me upstairs
>I lock myself in the guest bedroom and break everything I see
>Mom crying hysterically and says I can stay as long as I want
>they're out now buying me real birthday presents

>>9634436
Of course she's the best. She gathers way more faith than that second rate miko Reimu.

So the other day I was walking down the hall at my middle school and I saw some loser casual using ubuntu. I didn't know this kid, so I automatically assumed that he doesn't know shit about linux. As we all know, it's WRONG for people to enjoy and use linux, ESPECIALLY if they don't know how it works.

I ran up to him and just instantly started attacking him entirely based on his n00b distro choice. "U MAD THAT U SUK CANONICALS DICK EVERY 6 MONTHS? HOW'S UNITY FAGGOT?" He responded: "Ha, unity sucks, I changed that months ago." Everyone knows that you can't change unity no matter what you do, so I sat him down and educated him on how he was still wrong for getting the same shit that took me took hours and days to set up, but in 15 minutes and with no work or education required.

I mean, what a fucking little kid, right? He didn't know shit about how linux ACTUALLY WORKS, and just installed a bloated, non-minimal distro like a complete tool. After he walked away with his friends, he probably fucked off back to his bullshit job.

I encourage all of you to do the same. STOP letting people use and enjoy linux. It's not about replacing windows, it's about pretending to be a skid. We all know we're superior for using hardc0re distros. Keep linux as our own secret club so we can pretend that we're better, and DON'T let it be a free, general purpose OS that everyone can use.

>Be at school in year 8 in 2003
>Geography class
>Some kid looks at Africa: "haha, this place is called Nigger"
>Conservative old women teacher explodes
>"RACISM LIKE THAT CAUSED THE HOLOCAUST!"
>Class is silent
>Suddenly retard kid starts laughing
>Bangs his hands on the table screaming "nigger nigger nigger!"
>Woman who is paid to help him learn can't control him
>He's still yelling nigger
>Teacher runs from the class
>Gets the principal from his office
>Class is laughing, can barely breath
>Retard still shouting nigger nigger nigger
>He gets evacuated from the class by a collection of teachers
>Shouts at top of his voice: "WHATS WRONG WITH NIGGERS?"
>Class is dead from laughter

>Later that week
>Emergency assembly
>Principal announces Zero Tolerance on "nigger chanting"
>Sends a letter home to parents

>>9116077

>dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

<3

Which Touhou loves America the most?

What are your goals and aspirations?

Do you think you will ever achieve them?

What are your skills and professions?

If you have none, what are you planning on doing as you grow older?

>I used to be a good girl, then I took an arrow to the knee.

>- Sanae Kochiya

>>8824899
I'm not yRan, we both just happen to love Sanae so much <3

>>8808172
Please don't ;_;

Best Touhou.

Why is her hair blue?

What a stupid question!

Fuck my favorite Touhou, of course.

>>8685113
>>8685515

So is Sanae.