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>that NEET feel when you accidentally drink from the bottle you just pissed in

Today was trash collection day and the garbage people didn't take my trash. They took everyone else's on the block except mine.

I'm hoping they haven't found out about my piss bottles (I usually just throw them in the trash rather than waste time dumping them out) but it's been a few years now so I might be pushing my luck.

I mean, I always cap the bottles and tie the bags super tight so I don't know how they'd find out. I'm stressing out right now because I don't want the whole neighborhood to look at me as the guy who pisses in bottles and then hands them off to other people.

#NEET problems

Which touhou has the weirdest fanbase?

Which touhou has the wierdest fanbase?

The perception of time is subjective. You can either have the most boring hour or the most interesting minute in your life, and referring to the amount of time spent doing it is irrelevant to how much happiness it actually provides you.

Anyways, most NEETs suffer from a wider range of mental instabilities (just look at /jp/, for fuck's sake), which probably includes delusions that NEETdom is the ultimate form of lifestyle when in reality you're just a social fuckup that is trying their best to survive in a society that hands you money because the expense of euthanizing you is too politically inconvenient.

I JUST REALIZED THE FIRST STAGE ON TOUHOU 11 IS CALLED "FANTASTIC WIND HOLE" LOLOLOLOL

*FaRtZ*

>green

lel lel lel

I like this image of Marisa so much, I'll post it for no reason.

Do you eventually dump your piss bottles out somewhere, or do you just recycle them/throw them away?

I usually just toss mine in the trash when I'm about to take it out to the curb. It makes the bin a lot heavier, but if I was going to dump the bottles out I might as well have just taken my piss in the toilet to begin with, you know?

I also double tie my bags super tight, wouldn't want the garbage man to get a nice surprise.

Holy shit /jp/, don't be a fuck up like me and REMEMBER TO PUT CAPS ON YOUR BOTTLES AFTER YOU PISS IN THEM.

I just got home and I forgot to leave the light on in my room, and when I was feeling around for the lamp I kicked all of my piss bottles over. They all fell over like bowling pins, and some of them didn't have caps.

Now there is piss everywhere, literally EVERYWHERE. Some of it was kind of old too, I had to take my laptop out of my room because it smells so bad that it makes me want to vomit. I don't know how I'm going to clean this up.

I think I messed up badly, /jp/.

I've been taking prescription painkillers for a while now, and just now it was time for my dose. I grabbed a bottle of water to wash it down with and took a big gulp, only to find that it was the bottle I pissed in last night when I didn't want to leave my computer.

Normally, when this happens I'd just spit it out, but I didn't want to waste perfectly good medication and mess up my rations, so I just swallowed it.

Is my pain medication going to work? Are there any interactions between 12+ hour old urine and painkillers that I should be aware of? I don't want to die or anything.

Have you ever pissed in a bottle and then accidentally drank out of it?

dat autism moment when you accidentally drink from the bottle you just pissed in.

Have you ever pissed in a water bottle, but then spaced out and picked it up and drank out of it?