/jp/ - Otaku Culture

17/9
Pass by a couch with a bitch sitting with a big black guy. I was disgusted, thinking "Yeah, she would." I was standing nearby, shit all over the floor, shit covered idiots all around, one bumping into me. I did something that got the police called, they did something, then I ran towards a hallway with tons of glass double doors but they pointed a gun at me so I put my hands up.

Told I fucked up with this thread split but I can put it back on track with a "princess gem"

In a school cafeteria. I go up to one table about to say something about her liking black guys but someone told me off for being too crass, then I said "Ok. How about "Trick or treat, I'm stealing your candy" and they said that was good.

Looked at my threadwatcher which has a post in basically every Touhou thread, and over half of them had died while I was asleep.

In a class. Teacher mentioned a couple of girls were better than me at "Touhou" then corrected himself "Women" like they were too old. I had posted an image of her, on the floor in a messy room, there was a Pinky Pie picture on the floor near her, and several MLP posters around, I wondered if mods would delete it, also said "I'm going to fuck her."

Dark Souls, had enough free space to equip slightly heavier gloves, the armour inventory was cool because there was text besides all the pieces for which ones were heavier, lighter, same, or too heavy, other stats. I picked "Patches' Gloves" near the top, but then saw I could fit slightly heavier ones near the bottom that had a strange text image description saying "I don't need your Moundmakers" a character facing away from that covenant behind him towards a mound of skulls saying I'll let my dreams guide me.

Someone posted a Makima cuckoldry image OP, another guy said to him "That's ok but you should have had the guy in the image" and some other pointer. I had posted a Makima thread on /a/, saying "My futa wife." Saw another Makima thread, saw someone annoyed and replying to another, checked it and saw a futa copypasta about me and Makima. I felt like replying "*twiddles fingers* Excellent."

At Firelink Shrine, near the Bonfire, maybe it was like a lounge. There was several black shadowy clouds basically humanity shaped but no white talking shit about me off somewhere, a giant black cloud, who was an ancient lord, came by saying something against them, went past me off towards Andre's side then came back with an image with lots of text below it, saying "The Age of Dark is actually survivable, one can amass enough souls to burn indefinitely." I wanted to see how this lord fights because I heard he fights completely honorably and doesn't use any kind of low blows.

Playing Demon's Souls Remake, 2-2, the lava cave. I was in the middle of an NPC questline, thinking "Oh, they actually added this in the remake?" An old man wanted me to kill a giant bugbear false ruby. I entered a giant lava place, a lot of those hard to kill big bugbears around, "false rubies", though these looked like bugbears if they had a hollow sticking out of the top and lots of undead limbs around the front dragging them around. A giant waterfall poured down rapidly solidifying the lava, as the smaller bugbears all ran off and hid under the lava, while one massive one was left behind. I was Flan, I hit it with a spinning somersault slash with BKGS while thinking "I wish I knew how to do the 4chan post equivalent of this" After that the old man shows up and uses a huge long death curse to finish it off, though the thing was dying really slowly, the exp was flowing like red aura into the old man, I didn't want him to hog it all, so I did Flandre's crush to kill it some more, absorbing a small share, as it completely died. I walked a little, noticing myself reflected on a wall, Flandre in a nice pose like it wanted me to draw it, standing holding a scythe in her left arm, a couple of vespoids with vague mosquito features showing up by my side. I couldn't see the scythe blade so I zoomed out, it burned with scarlet flames like it got powered up. I moved a little, then my reflection turned into a male Flan, who looked like a stocky viking, a big beard that had a shrunken head dangling, I noticed it was my sister's head, also my beard had a few pieces missing so it dangled by three attached chunks which was a little painful.

Saw threadwatcher had a Yukari thread at the top saying I wont get away with just something, something and hump posting anymore.

Woke up to 100+ replies in my Yukari thread, scrolling through them, a lot of non-image response, a few nice pictures of her, one great image of her coming out of a gap with overlapping movement frames the width of her arms so she looked like a centipede, one post half-way through smugly saying something about me not being able to maths mark all of this like that's replying with dreams, I thought "totally not suspicious glowies" then thought maybe I've finally got attention.