/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Jomon mentioned

https://i.imgur.com/Wu8cUMK.jpg

I think it's time for Rev. from DVL reunion before the members start getting pregnante.

https://i.imgur.com/sWiwubj.jpg

You've bamboozled me /jp/.

I married a traditional Japanese beauty getting into the hype that they are shy and submissive and loyal and have samurai honor that they will commit sepuku when I die.

I even picked the Jomon species since then can pass off as White master race.

When my bride was delivered, I knew I hit jackpot and I immediately signed the marriage documents.

They said she was once an idol back when she was young, but she hadn't any luck in her career and gave up her dreams, and decided to become a good housewife instead like all Japanese women should be.

I was so proud to show off my new bride to the whole neighborhood in prenuptial party, I even invited my asshole neighbors just so I can see them green with envy.

I know they were laughing and mocking me behind my back, but who's laughing now?

They were especially nice though that night, they seemed to have changed, became more friendly.

Ofcourse, I've gained their respect now that they see I could have a beautiful and exotic wife like my Kanna.

They even offered to do a free wedding photoshoot for us since they had this photography group.

I thought I should not let my new friends down, so I accepted their offer.

We did some photoshoots but my wife had several more since they said the bride always has more pics.