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>>14320813
we'll see, we'll see.

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>>14256533
lonely oomukade

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I want to turn a new-wave MG "feminist" SJE into my loving traditional, loving wife and a mother for my children!!!

>Oomukade girl (or whatever) that feels disenfranchised because no man has ever come on to her
>"NO. NO, NO, MEN ARE NOT ENTITLED TO OUR BODIES, NO, NO, NO!!!"
>"MONSTERS GIRLS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE FETISHISTIC MASTURBATION MATERIAL FOR HUMAN MEN, NO, NO, NO!!!"
>"HOOVES, HORNS, SLIME, OR SCALES, WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET THE PATRIARCHY KEEP YOU DOWN!!!"
>She wears T-shirts with feminist slogans and constantly blogs on tumblr
>Leads some on-campus SJW movements
>One day you're stuck in the rain, waiting idly for a bus, under you umbrella
>You see her waiting alone, getting rained on with no protection, looking all melancholy
>You offer to let her use your umbrella
>"Um, no, I don't think so, I don't exactly need you 'chilvary.' So how about you mind your own business, 'dude.' I'm a strong, empowered woman and I don't need your help."
>You leave her in the rain for a bit while she keeps a smug pose with her head turned
>You can't stand to see her like this and walk over and stand close to her, so that she's under your umbrella too
>"Awawawawaw-w-why are you doing this?"
>"Because I can't stand seeing a cute girl suffer."
>She averts her eyes, blushes, and starts twiddling her fingers
>"C-c-cute? Ehhh...? ...T-that's the first time someone's called me c-cute....."
>"Do you want to go get some coffee while it rains?"
>"I g-guess that might be acceptable... but I'm only doing this because I choose to, not because your entitled to it because you helped me, I'm no d-damsel in distress, waiting for her k-knight..."
>You get to talking to her over coffee (she refused to let you buy hers) and it turns out you have a lot in common
>You start going out and over time, she becomes more and more "normal"
>It turns out she's actually extremely modest and traditional at heart
>You get married and have cute daughterus
>She forgets all about her SJW phase

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>>14086465
Oomukade, I'd bully her and then start a relationship with her

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This is the cutest bug and you can not convince me otherwise.

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>>13990912
Somehow missed that Oomukade he retweeted, she's adorable.

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