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>>32540356
Have a threesome with them. It worked when we needed to get the maids to stop arguing with each other at least.

Kiki and Shoggy should clean up crime.

>>21294843
>Master brings home a new girl who'd make an excellent maid
>It's a shog
>Is able to deepthroat master's cock forever without needing to take a breath
>Never tires or cares about having to stand up straight all day
>Easily cleans faster than any of her peers and gives old Kiki a run for her money
>Shog Eternally smug and even entertains the idea of becoming your new head maid
>Before you know it Kiki and Shog are at each other's throats in passive aggressiveness

They're Kiki and the Goo
Yes Kiki and the Goo
Kiki and the Goo, Goo, Goo, Goo

Why can't there be love and understanding between us all?

>>15824903
>>15824904
I didn't know Kikis were allowed to use the internet.

>>15744929
Would you not want either then?
They would blame eachother if you refuse them both you know!

>>14507887
Shogs can probably make themselves soft and fluffy if they pleased.

>>14396933
But they're great, any good master will have two maids. One Shoggoth and a Kiki.

Just imagine the threesome when your Shoggoth gets tired of the Kikimora being so serious all the time and binds her in her own body. Completely covering her arms and most of her legs while leaving the important parts open for you to have your way with.

>>14369131
>>14369154
I'd love to read a story involving a Kiki and a Shoggoth competing with eachother.

With the typical ending where they both work together to protect their Master and end up accepting eachother, mostly.

>>14282941
If it ever happens you'll hopefully know where to find it. Any further releases from me'll probably just be done as Guest since there's no point in namefagging on release in this, of all places when people will either write it off based on author alone or somesuch.

Reap what you sow, I guess.

>>14249190
The sooner you accept the Iä Iä into your heart the better. Too bad only Harblador wrote anything with one worth a shit.

>>14073191
Gee I wonder.

>>14073166
>>14073157
>>14073170
Yeah but I just don't know how to do it, mang.

>>14024312
Probably, knowing latenight's humor.

>>14024261
I'll delete the post in a moment because it's obviously rustled at least one vocal person.

>>13846938
Shots were officially fire today when Shaggoth offered a Kikimore a comfortable place in a filthy cellar with a tracksuit, and a bottle of vodka to keep her company as Shaggoth promised to oversee their masters health and well-being forever without her.

The number of germs killed today could not be estimated.