/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sometimes being human garbage bothers me, but then I quickly remember that there's no way I'm going to the DMV and dealing with the embarrassment that getting a driver's permit would entail.

truNEET thread

/jp/ should work together to get this NEET money

What games are you NEETs playing this days?

I need something to do. My computer is terrible though, it has to be a game a truNEET can run on their old, dying computer.

who fake NEET?

I keep waiting to get fired from my job, I don't think it's ever going to happen.

I'm going sacrifice 30 virgin school children allowing me to perform a ritual to become a little girl, and then open a portal to Akibastar and join AKB0048.

Wish me luck, /jp/

I am the source of my loathing,
Malaise is my body, fear is my blood.
I have created over a thousand excuses.
Unknown to happiness,
Nor to kinship,
Having withstood no hardships without flight,
These hands will never hold anything,
So, as I pray, Unlimited NEET Works

Anyone want to have a truNEET shitposting circlejerk?

These fireworks are too loud, I wish these normies would go to bed already....

If you were Anzu what would your day today be like?

Been trying to find a guide to run Share EX2.
Most guides I've read deal with installation and usage mostly, but want to know advance tips from users.

Help?

>>10991808
働いたら負け

What would Anzu do?

Could someone help me out? What is the name of the font of this video?

Looked for it for a really long time, can't find it yet.

http://youtu.be/CysYjbJuMIg?t=4s

Where it says ``2nd product''

NEET thread, as last one 404d.

What are you doing?

If there was a reality show about neets. Who would win king of the neets?

I know /jp/ doesn't appreciate meta discussion but I've never understood, why there are NEET and hikikomori lifestyle discussions on /jp/. Otaku != neet or hikikomori. Actually it's other way around. I've read somewhere most real otakus are engineers or programmers.

I don't really mind if we have some neets or hikkies here, but I am afraid that /jp/ with these discussions attracts neets and hikkies from other boards like /v/, /g/, /vg/, /a/ etc who have no interests in otaku culture.

How do your parents react to you shitting on the floor?

I've found it's very tiresome to actually get up, go to the toilet, and sit on it for half an hour, so I like to just stand around and shit on the floor of my bedroom, or the kitchen while I'm making myself a meal or snack, or whatever. The other day my dad told me he was ashamed of me for being a pathetic NEET slacker, and that the shitting on the floor was not just my autism acting up. When I started crying while pooping, he kind of left me alone, and my mom went and got a paper plate, some paper towels and such, to scoop my poop off the floor and then mop it. They make such a big deal about a log or two of poop in the kitchen.

>>9968983
Don't press your luck, boy.