/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>25469165
All aboard!
Next stop is hell.

Choo choo motherfucker.
next stop COVER HQ

>>24769653
YOU THINK THIS IS THE BOTTOM?
we're going to hell baby.

Shitposting is one thing but the utter lack of moderation is another. Someone can start posting CP here and it would fucking hours before someone would notice. Truly amazing.

>>16649762
>even her theme is shit

>>16286467
So if I'm starting off at Muenzuka, I would follow the road and the first thing i'm going to try not to do is die.
Given I have no idea where I am, if I start to hear shit, I would brace myself and break a branch off for protection so I don't die.
If I make it to the Forest of Magic and didn't become youkai food, I would probably come across a fork (or few forks) in the road, larger road would be the main path while the smaller road leading to Maris's and Alice's place. Know me I would continue following the main road and find a better stick to increase my chances on not dying.
Making to two equally large roads, one towards the huge fucking mountain, the other towards more fucking trees. Given I lived in the country, I'm going to stay away from the mountain because nothing good can happen and probably die climbing the big fucker.

I make it to some house with a Colonel Sanders statue leaning on the house with some various junk in front. I knock on the door and I can hear someone move inside and wait to be greeted. I throw away my 2nd stick. Some white haired tall guy with glasses wearing some weird clothes opens the door and says, "こんにちはどうされましたか?"
Oh fuck me he can't speak English but I know hes speaking Japanese. So I respond with, "Hi, do you speak English?". Then I get some more Japanese so that confirms I'm really fucked.
I do my best to do some hand signs to show that i'm lost, confused, and where to go, so he points me more down the road and nods his head. Before i'm about to go, he gestures to invite me in but I raise my hand as a 'no thank you' because i'm not sure if this guy is going to axe murder me so then I continue on my way down the road.
Sun is starting to set and feels like hours since I started walking and found my 3rd stick. Good grip stick with a large burl on the end so whatever comes at me will get clubbed but now i'm getting sketched by the sound of 'coyotes?' snarling ones? Hopefully they're not wolves and I have the feeling i'm being watched.

I come into a clearing and see large fields of wheat on small hills of flowing water and a very large town with some huge building around the back in the distance. The scenery looks familiar from what old Japanese pictures showed me and now i'm starting to think i'm in fucking Japan.....Nah. I walk towards the village and I notice some farmers wearing weird clothes and they stare back so I wave and keep walking. When I looked back at the farmers, they're still looking at me. Okay...They're probably staring at my stick. I get to the opening of the town or village, I hide my stick in the ditch and enter the town or village and I notice the houses looking old - but not old as in worn down but old as in I seen houses like these in old books and these houses are well kept.
As I walk through the village or town, its really lively with stalls, social conversations, the people are all wearing clothes from old Japan and it just feels generally peaceful till they start to look at me.
Now I know why those farmers were staring at me, its because here I am walking around in jeans, grey sweater, and brown running shoes.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I don't need this attention what the fuck is going on and why does it look like i'm in old Japan?

Food from the stalls are staring to make me hungry so I get to a bit of a clearing within the village or town fuck, and on the corner of my eye I see this little girl with a blue dress shift to this house. As I turn to see if actually saw what I saw she enters the house but not before I notice transparent-ish shards sticking out her back. Okay.
Near the door is this huge, tall, fit, beast of a woman in a dress with a stupid looking hat immediately makes eye contact with me and starts yelling some shit and quickly walks towards me.
I don't need this fucking attention. Where's the cops? I start walking in the direction I started and I looked back and there she is, real fucking close and in mid jog towards me still yelling shit I can't understand so I start running.
Damn she caught up quick and I know i'm a fast runner. She grabs me by the shoulder and spins me around and starts yelling at me in Japanese. Are you fucking kidding me? I really want to go home at this point i'm done with this bullshit but right now i'm being yelled at and I probably looked like a scared orphan.

When she hit a pause I mumbled as small "What?" and her facial expression changed to what a cop would give you after getting caught drinking in public to a shocked looked where if her eyebrows went any higher they would hit orbit.
She lets out a sigh and starts looking at me like shes thinking what to do and then she gestures to follow her. I'm really not in the mood anymore so I follow her to this huge house with a wall surrounding it and even has body guards. Now I'm generally worried and now regretting following this person.

>Still more to come. I'm smashed so nothing to do but shitpost a story