/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21703763
Only a Wurm could find you romantic anon.

>>17811362
Wait for a goat to come to the door then open it up and personally hand her one of those like half pound reese's or chocolate + peanut item.

The other defenses should keep girls you don't like away unless they can smell your intent.

>>14325869

>>13961777

>>13741130
If you had the opportunity to treat your waifu properly, would you not take it?

If you had the opportunity to protect her from all the world's harrows and horrors, would you not take it?

What kind of loving man would deny their partner such things? Perhaps one with little love to give...

A few necessary evils to bring about a greater good, not just for me and her, but the many citizens of the city as well.

>>13551536
UniMoon™ will gladly refund your purchases and apologize for failing to protect you from a Full Moon attack. If you could cite where our products failed to protect you in our survey we would be eternally grateful as we could better safeguard our current or future customers.

Congratulations on your marriage though.

>>12936584
>Literally just ears and tail
>Tiny as fuck ears no less

No deal.

>>12875810
>Literally have Reese's Aquired.jpg

You were supposed to guess what other stories I did, not the one I left out in the open as a blatant form of reference you silly billy.

Also I never did that sproink or whatever you're talking aboot.

>>12794388
Weapons are not meant to represent anything other than violence Battle Brother.

Armor, a shield, perhaps an artistic representation of the light is what you seek.

>>12773690
Bitch she ate all my Reese's Trees.

Literally like 12 packs of 6 each, I've got to protect this shit, trying to find it for a decent prize is fucking awful.

I'm allergic to chocolate and I still buy Reese's man, I want them more than a night of hard rape that I'll barely remember the latter half of.