/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes! The mirror doesn't help much!?

The japanese bird that will be cooked as spaghetti.

"Help me!!"
"I'm Mystia, and run after by her now!"
"She is a princess of the underworld,"
"Yuyuko Saigyouji with her landscape gardener!"
"She is not so much FUJIMI(viewing Mt.Fuji) girl as AKUJIKI (gross feeding) girl"
"Don't eat me! I taste awful!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"Hey!! Wait!!"
"Don't move, my delicious-looking poultry!"
"Fried? Grilled?"
"How should I cook it?"
"That is a Yosuzume (a kind of Japanese monster). It's so bony."
"Anyway, it is still alive."
"You shouldn't eat it!"

"Don't worry Youmu."
"I'm a princess of the underworld."
"So, even if it is raw, I can crunch down it easily"

"Please, don't do that."
"You'll have stomach trouble by that."
"Please stay our mansion and keep quiet till dinner"