/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Rapes your credit score so you can only get a loan through her
>Marks down your body as collateral if you fail to pay off the loan
>Will ensure you won't be able to pay back the loan
>Demands repayment not long after the initial loan date
The pro move is to use all the money you loaned from her for sexual favors from her and an engagement ring for her

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>You can pay the fees or you can endure 2 hours of face licking from yours truly

>Alright anon, you total bill comes out to: $1095
>$100 per hour x12 (50% off for weekday special)
>$75 no condom fee
>$50 ass to mouth fee
>$20 penalty fee x6, for hitting my cervix in an aggressive manner with your penis
>$250 fetish accommodation fee
>Payment is due Friday.
>And don't forget, you get a return customer discount should you employ my services again
>90% off your total bill, cannot be combined with other discounts or specials.

How to get merchant raccoon wife that doesn't mind being the one that makes the money while I stay at home and shitpost?
I mean, I'll even offer to visit her on her lunch hour for a quickie if that's what she wants