/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>you're bored and horny on a saturday night
>decide to get a call girl
>soonest appointment is in two hours if you're not picky
>two and a half hours later you hear a knock on the door
>it's a black feathered harpy
>she's heavily pregnant and looks tired.
>apologizes for running late and asks if she can borrow your shower.
>you can immediately tell why, you can smell cum and notice a shiny glaze of fluids on her thighs under her skirt.
>tell her to go ahead, you'll bring her a towel
>notice that she's dripped a trail into the bathroom.
>knock and say you brought the towel, you'll leave it on the sink
>hear sobbing

>>17022015
Beware the Birb

Quoth the Raven Girl: "Nevermore."

>>14069313
You know it, nerd.

I want to hang out with a Crow Tengu who isn't a massive nerd!

>>13791326
>"I'm surprised you didn't know that teacher, it's only basic knowledge of Babylonian history, maybe I should be the one tutoring You?~"

Damn smug Crow Tengus.

>>13393456
Do you know what a group of crows is called?

A murder.
As in a murder of crows.

Back in Black.

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