/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Buddhists :
>suck everyone's cocks, are biased toward youkai

Shintoist :
>don't care about anything

Taoists:
>help humans become hermits
>don't like youkai

Taoists are total bro. Adopt Taoism and protect Gensokyo from the feral leeches called youkai.

>>13112039
I want to spoil her. Not to be spoiled by her.

>- Miyako is rotting, Seiga is an old hag, Futo is a loli, and Miko is a canon trap. You want a romance with any of that? Le lol, good sir. I admire your... oddly refined... tastes but I'll stick with the Myourenji on the whole romance point. (Also, Byakuren has bitchin' tits. Just saying...)
>Le lol
Zip it, you're not French.
Also, I see you lusting for Byakuren's boobs. Have fun spending all your training drooling over her magnificent breasts, while never being able to touch them. I think it's called Tantalus Supplice, or something. Being allowed to see what you desire most, but not being allowed to touch it, to grope it, to pinch it, to lick it.
While you'll be lusting after the half-monsters from Myourenji, the tiger, the mouse, the ghost, the yamabiko, the cloud, I'll be over here hugging a perfectly cute loli. Because not everything has to be sexual, you sick fuck.

Have fun despairing over these boobs attached to a sadistic half-demon nun while I'll be caressing Futo's white ponytail.

>>13045844
You do know that drinking alcohol with an underage girl is a felony in some countries?
And that just drinking alcohol is a felony in other countries?
And that seeing a girl's hair may be a felony in some countries (through I'm not sure if it's about hairs or faces being visible)?

>>12839608
But I feel like I'm being rude when I come up with something simple, and the problem is that any touhou fan worth his salt knows all the characters, which means it's extremely hard to surprise him. It's like a Jojo's Stand Battle where they already know each other's secrets.

I believe that coming up with a complicated story is a way to tell the player you don't consider him a braindead moron who can't figure out what's going on unless it's written in blinking Impact 36pt R100Y50.

And there's the fact that I hate when one of my stories can be summed up in one sentence. Give me a paragraph!