/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzilquQlBE

Hey Witches,

My name is Battler, and I don't believe in any single one of you. All of you are fake, non-existant, liars who spend every second of their day pretending magic is real. You are everything illogical in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heard of Devil's Proof? I mean, I guess it's fun making up 'spells' because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing my family.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best spell. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate club, and starter in the chessboard flipping team. What hobbies do you have other than "give gold to old Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging cousin (She just uu~'d me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fakers who should just stop believing in silly things like magic. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my cousin