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>>18266184
>Be knight
>Conscripted into Order army
>It's okay, boss's are either kinda dicks or religious nuts, but pay is pretty nice
>Bitchin uniform too
>Drill and stand around all day for months
>Orders come in, off to fight monster army
>Actual action time, get hype
>Days of marching through shitty fields later finally get there
>Whole army is dressed in stripper outfits, already yelling lewd comments
>Start fucking calling the names of their attacks, doing all sorts of ridiculous bullshit
>Not enough to be lame chuuni's it's also crazy good
>Th-this isn't fun anymore
>I wanna go home