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which holo would you trust to shave your balls?

Rozen Maiden is now officially 07th Expansion related. I refuse to explain.

>>30000000
Shiver me timbers.

>>22361864

>>21002006

>over a week since ordering
>doll head is still not shipped
I hope this will be worth the wait. that other anon said that each batch comes out a slightly different color fucked me up

Don't forget the ritualistic shaving.

Start buying safes and get those underground shelters built.

It is happening.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

No, I'm 100% the actual, genuine, authentic Alice.

>>15713598
>>15713566
I used the wrong reaction image, whups.
>2ft high
>5 in deep insert

Would you?

>buy some tenga eggs
>these are nice for a quick one, easily cleanable as well
>buy some sleeves and put them between my spring and mattress for some dirty time
>later buy some oppai for tit fucks
>eventually break down and buy hip onaholes
>been working two jobs for about 6 months
>bought a realdoll
>almost 9000 usd with shipping and customs
>buy cosplay outfits for it at 50-200 usd each
>mostly touhou, some game, some anime
>lost weight because it is 95 lb and using it and cleaning it is a workout
>6'1" and 220lb at this point
>get asked out for a date by some random woman at the mall
>turn her down because I know I have Sakuya from Touhou hanging on a metal rack at home
>or maybe Ryuko from KLK
>Or maybe Chun-Li from SF
>or maybe Jeans and cut shirt Hikage from Senran
Am I beyond saving at this point or should I just move to canada and marry it?

At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I highly suggest you try it.