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>>32315409
REPORT TO THE USUAL ROOM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

ATTENTION ALL KFP EMPLOYEES
TENCHOU IS ABOUT TO HOST HER SECOND TALK SHOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING HEAVY RESISTANCE FROM THE FEDERATION OF SEA
PREPARE FOR COMBAT AND BE READY TO SHITPOST BACK
THIS IS ALL

ATTENTION, ALL KFP EMPLOYEES
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE IS SIGNIFICANT AGITATION AMONG THE NEW WORKERS, WHO HAVE SEEN THAT THEIR DAY'S HOURS START, BUT DO NOT END.
DO NOT WORRY, VALUABLE WORKERS. THAT WAS PERFECTLY INTENTIONAL. NOW BACK TO WORK!

>>29391195
ATTENTION ALL KFP EMPLOYEES
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT PEKORA SENPAI HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY THE MOON
ALL EMPLOYEES ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO JOIN THE FIGHT TO DESTROY THE MOON
NON COMPLIANT EMPLOYEES WILL BE FIRED
THAT IS ALL

>>29315816
>We are all a family, Tenchou is our mother and our one and everything. Without Tenchou we are nothing.

ATTENTION KFP EMPLOYEES. I FUCKED MORI, THAT IS ALL.

>>28285355
A what now?

>>28274653
Complete domination of her viewers

ATTENTION KFP EMPLOYEES
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT CERTAIN DISSIDENT ELEMENTS WITHIN THIS BRANCH HAVE BEEN UTILIZING SCHIZOID TERROR TACTICS IN ORDER TO "UNIONIZE", SEEKING PAYMENT FOR THEIR LABOUR. NOTE THAT EMPLOYEE RATION TICKETS WILL BE HALVED UNTIL THIS ACTIVITY CEASES AND ALL MESSES ARE CLEANED UP.
THAT IS ALL.