/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38606551
Thats okay, Ratas as modern journalists are used to swallowing anything that comes out of the MGC Mayor's office press-releases.

>be Anon
>Read scurrilous rubbish in the MGC Times about non-Undead candidates and>>38608292
a dossier of being 'influenced by Glacie interests'
>Storm down to their office, demand to see the Editor
>Demand a retraction, get an outright refusal, a blazing argument, claims of free speech rights, complaints of low journalism standards, the office Tanuki accountant dives under her desk when it gets to fists banging on the desk and words like "Lűgen-presse" and 'Species-ist'...
>eventually it escalates to grabbing of shirtfronts and push&shove over her desk
>"You want a retraction? Make me..."
>Anon bends the Rata over her desk, and holds her tail up
>"Ha! You think submitting that little article is going to stop the presses...?"
>Hfw angry Anon ignores the 'front-page', and opens up her 'sports section' instead
>Anon buries his 'retraction demand' column inches deep in the back pages
>Headline: Now Anon's dick smells like yesterday's hazelnuts
>Counterpoint: Editor's ass is now fuller than Anon's nutsack
Update: An unverified leak is dripping onto the Editor's desk
Compromise: The Times will admit full responsibility for the fake article, if Anon also takes responsibility...
>Afterwards the Rata Editor is standing at her half-cleared desk because she still can't sit down, and is already compiling a small retraction for page 3
>And an entry in the 'Weddings' column of tomorrow's Classifieds
>Downstairs the printing machine gremlins and delivery Onis are already making jokes about the MGCTimes being a "Mating Press".