/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Speaking of greens, something I threw together yesterday:

>Step into the living room and find your ocelomeh wife on the couch with a magazine in her hand
>You can’t quite make it out under her paws so you step closer
>Her eyes track you
>She’s giving you The Look
>You’re too curious to heed the warning
>”What’s that?”
>”Oh, nothing,” she says nonchalantly. But you know better. “Just something Diana brought by when she visited.”
>Your mutual demon friend. Now you’re REALLY interested
>Step up behind her
>The Look deepens. She moves the magazine ever so slightly to deny you your view
>Well, two can play that game
>Slide onto the couch next to her and feel her hair bristle dangerously
>Flash your most charming smile
>Is that a faint whine of anger you hear?
>Slowly, SLOWLY, reach a finger over the top of the magazine and tilt it towards you
>Whine noticeably increases
>Yep, most definitely on thin ice
>It’s a clothes magazine
>You spot a small selection of summer dresses
>Raise an eyebrow at her
>You’re going to pay for this
>Gently tug the magazine free from her paws and flip through while she smolders at you
>Stop on a cute maid outfit
>”Oh, this one is nice.”
>Her eyes dart to it before returning to stare you down. The ominous whine reaches a new octave
>Try not to smile and continue flipping through
>Reach a decadent black dress with fine gold accents
>Feel your mouth go dry
>Silently hold it up to her
>The whine ceases as she studies it
>Your keen kot-attuned sense can tell she likes it
>It is… acceptable,” she finally says
>Hoozah!
>Suddenly feel claws dig into your chest and you’re effortlessly pressed back into the couch cushion
>…if you earn it,” she continues. Her voice has a slightly menacing edge.
>The Look has returned. Guess it’s time to pay for your transgressions.