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>>40926806Flan's teeth are perfectly healthy.
>>40273432she centuries old
>>38494701shes so bad
>>38239094I would go on a ballbusting spree.
>>36498826then you'll be like her
>>34309479cute flan is cute
>>33461480don't forget to breathe
>>30152418her feet spores will get in our lungs. Put them away.
>>23284468All fine and dandy, until Flan runs up to Remi while screaming "I just had sex with Meiling!"
>>22840611the best posts in these threads
>>22613547but you forgot that flan feet scent is dangerous to breathe!
>>22139924Would need to be good at holding your breath! Century unwashed vampire feet have a really poisonous smell.
>>20784432Are you the smelly patchouli feet anon?>flan putting a toe next to one of my cute sunflowers, making it rot
>>20710890how can you still be alive in this thread after flan's 500 year unwashed foot stink polluted it?>>20710893>flan peeThe best part of flan is her feets though.
>>19914159bad flan. I thought she was a french. That's why her and her sis stink.
>>19807251You love every part of flan's small, fragile, pale, vampire body! Especially her feet! Don't lie!
What if the flan bit me? Would I become like her?
>>19706701Imagine the flan doing a fart in the ocean and contaminating all of it in 5 seconds
>>19578045those apples around her feet went sour after due to her foot stink.Now they're bad apples.
I hope the flan lets out a rancid, smelly fart in the box right after she ate some cheese and garlic! Hopefully it rots the wood too!