/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11672992
Black people scare me, /jp/...
Why would you put black people on a dempa thread!?

>>11164511

Pictures like that make me wince. It's like sticking your dick into a moldy hole in a fallen tree, or putting a twig up your urethra. Fucking horrifying

Y-you guys are using MorphVOX, right? Right?

>>8932356

>>8814107
I'd probably be more safe downloading from Piratebay....

>>8793411
>look for genital warts on wikipedia
>mfw

>>8201365
>There was also a really horrible subtle popping sound as it broke.

Yeah. Nah

Fuck virgins

What's with all the spam/shitpost/troll threads on /jp/ right now?
I thought nightshift was better than this.

I already know that, but what the fuck am "I"!?

I feel like living is like playing a videogame where you don't know the rules!

>>7767386
I don't like it

>>7303763
>>7306202
Oh wow, I had no idea about that
It's pretty annoying how I've spent hours grinding for money when I had over 400k in sell-only items

marisa with dental braces is not moe.

>>7248238
It's not her fault. Her teeth are stuck like that.

>>7134208
touhou anime never fail me to give me cancer

>>7093996
>Brohou

I have no words. I'm conflicted between telling your to go back to /v/ or killing yourself.

>>7047662

>>6977317
sup tripfags get out of jp

What has Loss translated anyway? Besides Teninai

>>6827637
>>6831079
>You will never hear a music OC in /jp/ that isn't UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ.

>>6555085
>seed ticks

I am required to post. Only Touhou I can beat is IN on easy using all three continues. Normal on IN is right out, can't get past stage four. I've tried from PCB to UFO and I cannot beat them on any difficulty. =[

Picture related, it's how I feel when looking at the prospect of playing any Touhou game anymore, forseeing imminent ass-kicking. As a result, I just listen to the doujin albums and collect the pretty pictures.

/jp/, please help me, you are the only ones who can save me now.

So today I woke up earlier to read a bit more of Sumaga before going to work, when at the same time of usual, my mother and brother wake up and go to work/school. All fine and dandy. Shitman dies again, I get a bit tired and decide to go up for breakfast.
That's when I notice that the lights on my bro's room are all off, and there's some strange aura coming from there. Without suspecting anything, I open up the door, only to find some weird things sticking out from the bed. I enter the room and look closer, only to find out that those things were actually the bare legs of some girl I had no idea was here.
I have to bust out for work in exactly one hour, and that bitch isn't showing any signals of waking up, and I can't fucking leave her alone inside my house. Please /jp/, you guys are my only friends and I don't have a clue on what to do.

Picture related for it was my exact face when realizing what was lying there.

>AND THEN /jp/ ACTUALLY HELPED THE NEWFAG

>>6326879
>Translating Mio's route before Kud's