/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16941913
the flowers would probably burst into flames and she'd be bummed about it cause she thought they were pretty
she'd ask you to go get some more and maybe wrap them in tin foil
>hfw she cant water them properly cause the stems of them are all toasted and the water in her watering can keeps turning to steam
>hfw you get her more flowers and visit her everyday to help take care of them

>>16855324
What did he mean by this?

>>16087005
If you say so.

She likes them extra crispy.

Are there any foods you want to let your waifu try? I've always wondered if she'd like barbecue and stuff like that.

>>14198041
>Aggressive deepthroating from anyone with brimstone breath
That heat would have to feel insane

Quick anon! Your monstergirl waifu is now a Powerup in a videogame, what effects does she have on you if you collect her?

For mine:
+fire resistance, +fire damage, +Str +Dex +Speed
More damage inflicted when in hand to hand combat.
-Stability -Foresight -Public relations

>>14131969
Come on now, Hellhounds are only "rough" (or whatever MGEs version of rough sex is) during babymaking sessions.
Otherwise, some are bound to be pretty chillaxed and nonchalant outside of the bedroom.

>>13665057
Full Armored Hellhounds with mofu mounted turrets that fire flaming skulls.

>>13648669
I remember that I'd have the mythological Hellhound on my mind around the time before her reveal.

Funny how that works out, huh.

Come back after 2 weeks and Hellhound.

>>13375307
>Gaben will finally put video games out of their misery, crash this industry, and the glorious renaissance that emerges from the ashes will rise

He's the hero this industry deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, we'll set the dogs on him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero, he's a silent protector, a watchful guardian. The lard knight.

>>13361919
Wan wan awoo?

>>13266559
>she's probably ticklish
I want to be__ tickled by my waifu!

How does it feel when your waifu tickle you Anon?

>>13255725
That actually looks somewhat imposing.

Star Wars with Monster Girls.

With you in the role as Luke Skywalker and more or less the only human boy

What do?

>>13131250
>Then we hit Lego

Legit, the first thing I thought of was a Dwarf digging through the earth looking for riches and hitting the jackpot when her light shines off something red, thoughts of rubies dancing in her head, only to find she had mined her way into an Anubis's private stash of legos instead.

Disheartening to be sure but I'm sure there would be worse things to run into.

>>12991404
>Once you are in place she leans back down and whispers to go "Go on."
If Alex could see, Eris would probably be giving him a "Come hither~" look complete with bedroom eyes.

>>12920886
She's gonna wreck shit, isn't she?

>People thinking Hellhound daughterus are monsters

They're dogs, and dogs are very loyal to their master. Well, in this case father, because we all know who's the master of the family and it sure as hell isn't the father. They'd be very loyal and loving, if a bit rowdy. They would love to see their father happy and beaming with pride about how tough and smart his daughterus are.

Besides, even if the kids acted up thinking they'd get their dad in trouble, just wait till their mother figures it out. Then there will be hell to pay for disrespecting their father like that.

You're on a plane when you hear some Monster Girls yelling. Turns out they're in some sort of predicament which can only be solved with your dick. Which Monster Girl will you fug?

>Anubis
This Anubis has lived her life barking orders. She loves to stand confident, her paws on her belt as she tells people what to do. Very skilled in leadership, she can take charge of situations easily, though begins to lose her cool when things go awry. You can calm her nerves during this time with a gentle paw massage. She's a Christmas Cake, and always strives to do her best and earn promotions, so she can keep both herself and her husband happy and living so good.

>Oomukade
A quiet girl, she's actually quite intelligent. Having a PhD, she's a nervous stuttering wreck. The quickest way to get her into this state is to grab her upper body in her arms and hold her closely to you. She doesn't have many friends, so expect ehr to be quite clingy to you. Also, despite mostly staying inside, this Oomukade is a delicious brown flavor, good for you!

>Hellhound
A smooth, calm, calculated girl, this Hellhound is evil. But that's to be expected when your species has hell in the name. Despite her cruel intentions, as her husband she'll gentle care of you, protecting you and treating her even better than her own brothers, and whenever you're around her flames and embers will burn higher than before. She has a very dominant and smart personality, as well as build. All in all, I'd say She's a Big Girl.

Which will you hold hands with?

>>12849437
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

>>12833292
>Christmas Night
>Your Hellhound GF got coal yet again, much to her pleasure
>You and her enjoy Chinese takeout for dinner, and watch some old Christmas Movies on her VHS hooked up to a CRT TV as you cuddle with her on the couch
>It's not extravagant, but it's cozy and fills you with nostalgia
>You take in her warm fur, body heat, as her big meaty paw wraps around you
>The credits finish and the tape ends
>You instinctively go up to put the tape up, and maybe turn the Sega Genesis on
>Her paw pushes you down though, her strength pinning you down to her
>She says she wants to ask you something
>She picks up a small present from beside the couch and hands it to you
>You open it to find inside a velvet box
>Inside that is a beautiful black collar, with two hearts embroidered in it
>The tag itself is shaped like a heart and has your name engraved on it
>Hellhound GF says that she wants to protect your smile for now and forever
>To keep you safe and secure
>To have your needs taken care of
>To have you stay by her side as she cares for you and makes you the happiest little human boy possible

Do you put the collar on and be her's?

Was it rape if it didn't meet your expectations?

>>12811318
Why are you linking to me?