/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In a kitchen with a girl, she was hinting that Yukari was cheating until she came into the room.
I was in a race, there was a weird old guy in front of me and Yukari behind, we came to a checkpoint or something. I waited for Yukari and grabbed her, I saw the old man was still around and asked him to distract the guards at the stop point for me, he ran in front of them to do so as I flew out and up into the sky. Yukari was unresponsive like she wasn't even there, I flew up and said to my headphones "play Bio-Magnetic Tunnel Transport" but it misheard me and called up some supplier girl talking about gains so I tried again but it misheard again so I gave up. I flew over the city and crash landed near a black tribesman, he said "you have long hair like a king." I said "I am a king" he brought up some asshole king who had ruined everything a while back so I said I wasn't like him. He led me to his tribe and they all gathered around me. I asked something like "what do about a woman..." One of them guesses something, I say he's wrong, another guesses cheating and I show he's right. One tribesman says "oh well, everyone's about to turn into a centipede out there anyway" so I smack him, the chief rebukes me so I say sorry. He starts telling me something but Yukari, as a long thin steel rope-worm with pincer mouthparts, comes out of a nearby vent whipping around the tribe causing chaos before I bite onto her and she retracts until I'm being held against the vent as she's screaming stuff at me and I'm just summarizing in my head "Yukari, worm, vent, I'm biting her."
I was sitting somewhere when a crow haphazardly landed on my shoulder, I thought cool, but one means bad luck so I started saying "how's the wife?" when another lands on my shoulder. Then they started talking saying the situation's really dire for me. I asked what to do about it and they repeated a few times "stupidity" and I thought it probably meant posting naster's video. Saw them in human form as a male and female before they flew away.
Saw an image of Yukari like she's the sun as I've seen before but it was shattered, showing an orange rose through the break.
Saw glowing text "naster" like it was a helpful positive thing.
In a flooded pathway, there was a Yukarifag who Black Flame'd me, I noticed my health was really tiny in this area, I went after him with a 2h straight sword landing a few hits that killed him.