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>>15273807
Ah, shitposting then.

>>15273818
I didn't realise you knew me and what I like better than I do.

>>14960180
Nothing wrong with an occasional Polt.

>>14197012
1) Polt (main girl for marrying)
2) Ryu-jin (ancient chinese secret make me live long/side-bitch)
3) Mummy
4) Oni
5) Alarune

>>12985415
I was literally deleting periods because the post was on the 2012 mark, and dragon is shorter than jabberwock.
>>12985434
>Polt in spats
>Polt in bike shorts
>Polt in yoga pants 3 sizes to small
>Polt in clothing of any type
>Polt not in clothing
I just like polt okay
>>12985429
Don't act like I didn't see it because I totally did. Stay based.

>>12867393
Now introducing...
Build your own Polt!

Yes, with this masterfully crafted product, you can create your own fun-loving, hyperactive, very fuzzy waifu!

Choose from several different options, including percentage of body covered by fur, fur color, hair color, eye color, paw and hand size, ear length, breast size1, and number of "wan"s per minute!

Build your own Polt, available today for only 19*.99!

*replace the asterisk here with 4 zeros for real price

price shown does not include shipping and handling.

"Build your own Polt" and "BYOP" are registered trademarks of Waifu Industries

1 breast size is not adjustable below C cup

Polt is carnivorous, and should only be fed Polt food or meat.

Spaying, abusing, or walking your Polt without a collar is illegal.

Not walking your Polt a minimum of 10 miles a day counts as abuse.

>>12601158
1. N
2. Y
3. iunnolol
4. Switch
5. N
6. I'm so out of the loop
7. Fur
8. >Implying I like pet names
9. N
10. Behead those who insult Succubi

Giving it a shot.