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Want some "grape" juice?

Lady Mel Toh Amru thinks you should join her court as a "dancer".

>>34431880
Okay, but what if you could have fat sweaty grape tits in your face that are attached to someone who loves you

>Apophis wife likes to play with your body like with a doll after she paralyzes you with her venom

Congratulation on your new marriage. As the newlywed husband, your duties include
>Cuddling
>Providing her with daughters
>Helping around the home
>Providing her with daughters
>Helping her clean her monster bits
>Assisting her in tearing down the pathetic empire of the false monarch of a nearby kingdom
>Providing her with daughters

>>33787965
>Getting captured by a graped pharaoh who presents you to her mistress like a cat bringing in what it had caught
>Being the shared toy of an apophis and her graped pharaoh slave
Nice

Some of the previous DLs were apophises. There could be a former apophis DL sealed somewhere, or at least one who was a candidate for DL.

It is your Lilith-given duty to find them and waifu them.

Order rulers might balk at dealing with some up-jumped, monster-friendly commoner as an equal but no one will dare to disrespect a guy with a big scary grape snake behind him.

>>32809397
Such a shame.

>find a ruined temple while traveling through desert
>decide to explore it a bit
>looks like it belonged to some weird snake cultists
>there is an altar with a strange egg on it
>the place is utterly desolate so you think it would be better if you just took it, would be shame to leave it there
>maybe you can sell it
>you take it home and the next day, to your surprise, it hatches
>it is an apophis
>do your best to raise her as your own daughter
>she grows up to be massive and terrifyingly alluring monster straight out of a pharaoh's nightmares
>still calls you "daddy"
>is a bit yan too

Venomfag here, is 4 too large for a harem? Trying to think up a harem with an Apophis as the head wife, and am thinking of rounding it out with an oomukade, a manticore and maybe a girtablilu. Does 4 seem to big? And do any of them seem like they would not be compatible with harem life?

>>23391800
Grape flavored and full of venom.

So, apparently, there's this asteroid, right? Well, apparently, it is estimated to have a 2.7% chance of hitting the earth or our moon, right? And get this, it's named... 99942 Apophis.

more recent calculations show that it's more of a 0% chance at this point, but man, what a way to go!

>>23013510
But anon, her cloaca is both.

I do have a thing for facesitting, so that's a big downside, but you could have fun in other ways. If her breasts are large enough, you could simulate the sensation of facesitting. Only real problem would be that breasts just don't have the same smell appeal.

>>22854596
Yandere grape who learns to stack poisons and uses you as her little lab mouse, gives you a reward for being extra obedient and building up a tolerance for her assortment of venoms

You see this purple belly? Put your face on it.

>>20824729
Well here's some more Apophis smut, new from line 32.

https://pastebin.com/9qZKaQtt

>>16595172
You're stronger than you think.
#wemustdissent
#removepharaoh

We haven't had a good ol' grapesnek conversation in a while.
>Did ya'll just forget about her?

>>16235074
>it wasn't a familiar, it was an Apophis the whole time!

What colour would you choose if you could choose a monster in any colour?

>>12616596
As long as it has The Grape Mobil in it, I'm okay with this.

>>12541096
Yes, now she looks good enough to drink. Puppet Pharaoh dances to the Grapesnake's tune now.

>>12445641
My nigga.