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>>12960366
>I WROTE THAT STORY
Well that's weird, 'Cos I remember me writing it.
Are you me?

>>12836583
Retard level slimegirl is mai waifu, and I'm not even a lost cause worthless neet.

I think it's just the security of knowing she still would love me or at least guzzle my semen for mealtimes even if some catastrophe took all my accomplishments and money and whatever away from me.

All these other anons, with their prestige-waifu echidnas or lilims or hard-fightin' lizardgirls, have to be constantly struggling on that hedonic treadmill like chumps to keep their waifu in the style to which she is accustomed.

But with a low-maintenance MG wife like a slime or a devil bug, you can still strive to be a success. You just don't have to worry about becoming an object of contempt in your lover's eyes if you decide to take it easy, drop out, and just spend all day goofing around with her instead.

Life in the gutter is maximum comfy.