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>It's just a regular Slime but stinky.

O contrare, anon.

Let me tell you why Bubble Slimes are the best slime.

They're the best because they trip the Messiah complex.
This is a sad girl whose been reviled her whole life for being cooties; exiled to live in the sewer by ignorant rubes who don't understand that she's selflessly doing them a *service* de-polluting the environment. The village would be fucking dead from dysentery fifty times over if not for her community service, and what does she get back? Hate, revulsion, and being denied companionship because the tolls of her duty literally slow her down in the dating game.
And then along comes Anon, who sees (is forced to see after being mouth-raped) that she's a figuratively and literally a sweet girl who's been protecting them all this whole time, and all she ever wanted in return was a little bit of jizz - but now Anon's hooked, he won't just give her a little bit of jizz, he'll give her ALL the jizz as well as all the love, and they'll move out of the sewer and she'll start smelling sweet to everyone and the townsfolk will agree she's lovely and all will be right with the world.

Bubble slimes are the best because the only thing sweeter than their jelly is their redemption.

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