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fugg :---D

Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?

>>8398598
around the time people were okay with role-playing as little girls. that was hardcore faggotry, but all you queers didn't say anything so now go suck a 10 inch dick homolord. thank the polish for their "we're little polish girls" and jones too.

>go to gamestop
>search for moe moe world war II on psp
>can't find it
>too beta to ask the vendor
>decide to pick up princess debut on ds so i dont look like an idiot
>"whoomp, there it is"
>wait in line
>black people are trying to get a discount on NBA games
>they dont have money
>remember that i might not have money
>check my wallet
>"dosh, grab it while you can"
>the blacks turn around
>start sweating
>"y-you too"
>they stare at me
>awkward as fuck silence, like the calm before the storm
>start farting from the stress
>the force propels me, the negros and the cashier through the wall
>end up in a sandal, cape and fedora factory
>the niggers are mad
>they start approaching
>"i just wan no trabble"
>i spin around while the spaghetti erupts from my pockets
>"PLEASE NO TRABBLE HAVE MONEY GIVE GAME"
>it ends in their face like bolognese bukkake
>realise everyone passed out
>try to wake the cashier
>"please respond"
>she doesn't
FUCKING GAMESTOP

spurdo spördö ebin sprölölölö :----D your facial expression when u realise that there is a budros boutros under your bed :---D

spurdo spördö ebin sprölölölö :----D your facial expression when u realise that there is a budros boutros under your bed :---D

spurdo spördö ebin sprölölölö :----D your facial expression when u realise that there is a budros boutros under your bed :---D