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Time for some oni lowlife dating

>Hey, it's me. Sorry for calling you so late babe, I need to talk to you.
>Ok, so I know our relationship is a going a little rocky. I can tell you ain't the happiest with me. No, don't be surprised, I understand men. There's maybe some, whaddayoucallit, trust issues. Maybe you have trouble trusting me, or like, you're afraid to come out of your shell or something. You're feeling, what, boxed in. I'm a sensitive woman, I can dig it.
>You know I'd never do you wrong. I mean, if I ever done you wrong. Just tell me. I'm always here for you, you can tell me anythi--
>Oh, that.
>Come on. Don't tell me you didn't like it, just a little bit.
>Ok ok, I'm sorry. I was taking advantage of the situation, I get it. It's just, imagine this ok, I see this cute boy, and he's sitting right next to me, alone, in MY car. And it's the middle of the night and no one's around, and he's sitting there in his cute little tanktop and making that innocent boy-next-door face, just begging for a good pussying. How could I not "take advantage"?
>The boy is you, I'm talking about last time. Case you didn't get it.
>No, you're right. I'm in the wrong for once, I admit it.
>Of course I respect you. And your body. I got mucho respect.
>Look, just give me another chance. Maybe you think I'm just sweet talking you, but you mean the world to me babe. I ain't going to let you go like this. I'll change, honest.
>How bout this. Friend of mine at work got me these tickets. Tickets to some real high-class entertainment, none of that cheap shit for women who can't afford to do nice things for their boys. You're gonna love this one, I promise.
>We're gonna have a REAL nice time tonight. Actual this time.
>I just got paid and everything's set to go. And I got more cash on the way, this deal's gonna--
>Well, don't worry bout that.
>Whaddayou say?

(a) Tell her it's over
(b) Accept her invitation