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>>11390530
I'd also like to know.

hey the stucky sais i can tal abou;teak so im gonna talk abou tea because i;m drinking sencha or some shit and its from hjapan. japan is a great cournty and itg makes nice tea. talk about tea ass holes

pic is me druink tea fuk uqu

Uninformed Reimu thread

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Way out east there was this lady I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Reimu Hakurei. At least that was the handle her loving parents gave her, but she never had much use for it herself. See, this Hakurei, she called herself "The Miko". Now, "Miko" - there's a name no woman would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Miko that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where she lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Gensokyo the "Land of Fantasy"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Gensokyo, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in Japanese, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a woman... I won't say a heroine, 'cause, what's a heroine? Sometimes, there's a woman. And I'm talkin' about the Miko here - the Miko from Gensokyo. Sometimes, there's a woman, well, she's the woman for her time and place. She fits right in there. And that's the Miko. The Miko, from Gensokyo. And even if she's a lazy woman - and the Miko was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Gensokyo County, which would place her high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a woman, sometimes, there's a woman. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.

>>7312433

That's just payment for the sexual favors.

>>7029797

Saying you don't care or that you aren't interested is the premier excuse used for when you're just too lazy to do anything about it.

lazy miko.

>>5212754
Reimu is also canon lazy.

>>5187879
I might try that one day - It sounds comfy, but hot.

This Thread is about being lazy and eating snacks.

>>4754836
>>4754836
Does not compute

Reimu's sexy. All the bitches want her, but she just wants to lay around all day in poverty. Who can blame her?

>>3933956
The family kind of stopped being "proud" once Reimu came into being.

Reimu <3

>>2442308

>>2375178
>trademark ... patent

Have you dived into Reimu's cosmosphere today, /jp/?

Too bad Reimu can't sing.

>>2214274
Reimu is never pointlessly violent, though. Just TRY to name one time where she either uses excessive force or uses force when unnecessary. I bet you can't!