/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8221627
NO this is WRONG

>>6647375
Oh no, a drama series produced by the same person behind The Machine Girl and Robo Geisha is bawdy and over-the-top! Somebody call the children's rights associations, it might offend manchildren like you!

>haven't taken a shit in a few days
>haven't eaten much fiber either
>D-Day
>I've been sitting on the crapper for nearly an hour without any results
>feels like I'm trying to pass a diamond
>realize this is what it feels like to give birth
>try short quick breaths and pushing
>it's stuck on my O ring
>it feels like it's shredding it to pieces
>the diamond is now a ruby
>I cry like Oprah refused at a buffet
>I contemplate sticking a finger in and swirling it around to help ease the flow
>I don't do it. I sit on the crapper in agony for another 30 minutes
>it's finally moving
>it's moving and I can't stop it. feels like my ring is tearing
>it glides out and into the bowl
>experience the greatest relief of my entire life
>name him Junior

>>5958763
You made my day, man.

NICE JOB AUTISM MASTER
NOW EVERYONE GO HOME

>go to school
>at library
>playing touhou on my notebook
>theres a girl on the next table
>i catch her eyeballing me twice
>she wants to fuck

>>3168116
>tripfag
>I make 4chan good